Ed Schultz is Amazing

Big Ed is fast becoming a source so bountiful that an entire blog could be dedicated to dissecting his "brilliance". Anyway, here's the latest from a recent appearance on Morning Joe.

• When asked if he actually thought that Dick Cheney wants Americans to die for political gain, he responded thusly: "Absolutely. Absolutely." What Big Ed Meant: "Yes I believe it! Dick Cheney is plotting to kill them himself if he has to. He and Osama are ready to execute their second 9/11 attack very soon. I hate him!!"
• "I'm telling you what I think; I'm telling you what I believe. I got a lot of support when I said that on the Ed program, I got a lot of support overnight when I said it again." WBEM: "I owe all I am to my kook fringe fan-base. Both of my fans texted me and told me they thought it was a brilliant thing for me to say. The weasel in my pants, was indifferent, though."
• "I really believe, because I think it's all about the conservatives grabbing the power and keeping it. These folks hate. Just my opinion. I mean, I don't want to offend anybody." WBEM: "I'm just a nobody from North Dakota and I really don't know what I'm saying. The weasel in my pants tells me what to say."