Manny is Back - Sorta

Well, everybody's favorite guy out in left field, Manny, is back on a baseball field. So, let's take a look at what he said and what he really meant.

• When asked about steroids, "I don't want to talk about that," Ramirez told the AP. "I'm not talking about it anymore. I already said what I'm going to say." What Manny Meant: "I don't know what you're talking about. That was, like, a long time ago and I don't even remember what I had for lunch."
  
• "I'm here to do my rehab, you know ... get a couple at-bats and get back to the big league team." WMM: "My summer break is almost over! I'm so happy!"
• "Get a feel for my legs, how my legs are going to respond." WMM: "I like butterflies."
• "I haven't played like in 50 days, but I'm going to catch up slowly, day by day." WMM: That's actually what he meant.