Ed Wants Dick Dead

Big Ed is back in the news, this time for spreading the hate. Wait, that's always why he's in the news. Never mind. Anyway, he has his Dick Cheney voodoo doll out and the pins are flying fast.

• "He is an enemy of the country, in my opinion, Dick Cheney is, he is an enemy of the country. He's making it harder for those who are in power right now to protect the country. He's about the political divide. It just, I just think the guy's such a freakin' loser. You know, Lord, take him to the promised land, will you? See, I don't even wish the guy goes to hell, I just want to get him the hell out of here." What Big Ed Meant: "Die, Dick, die!!! Descend into hell where you can live with your father, Satan. Why don't these pins work? He must be part of the living dead! Oh, hell, he's coming for me! Mommy!!!!!"