Mr. Gates Goes to Jail, Sorta

Well, more details are out now. While most of it is pretty boring, we've pulled the best quotes from those involved and translated them for you. Enjoy!!

• When asked to come outside, Henry replied, "Why, because I'm a black man in America?" What Henry Gates Meant: "Hell no, I won't go outside! I ain't falling for that again. The last time a cracker like you asked me outside, he beat my black ass silly with a pillow case full of door knobs."
• When asked if there was anyone else in the house, Gates yelled a bunch of stuff, including that it wasn't anyone's business and the cop was racist. WHGM: "What, you don't think a black man can own a home like this? Only whitey can own a nice house? Is that it? What's that I smell? Pork? Pork? Yeah, that's it! Pork! You racist pig!
  
• Gates tells the cops that they don't know who's he's messing with. WHGM: "I'm a bad man!!"
• When asked multiple times to go outside to talk, he said, "I'll speak with your mama outside." WHGM: "Whatever, pork. I ain't going outside with whitey. Yo mama and I will talk, that's fo sho."