Obama Doesn't Want a Crash

Well, Herr Obama is at it again. In response to questions about immigration, according to the Associated Press, he dropped this line: "It's very important for us to sequence these big initiatives in a way where they don't all just crash at the same time." The sad thing, this is probably what he meant to say. But, after further review, we've figured out the complete truth to what he meant. What Barry Meant: "Look. I'm tired of all the stupid questions about what I'm going to do. Being a deity is hard work and I have many things to do, including popping out of a birthday cake later on today. Yeah, I'm going to get amnesty pushed through, including expanding of the holes in our border. For crying out loud, I can only do so much at once. Unfortunately, the big things are starting to fall apart and I don't need another failure right now. Where is that Advil I asked for?"