Al Gore Is Still Hot

Apparently, the home town of world famous alarmist Al Gore has been setting records for coolness, and not the hipness kind of cool. Three straight days of met or surpassed record lows. For those of you that are either unaware or from the Southern Hemisphere, it's July here and that means high temps. We don't have a direct quote from Al, but here's What Al Woulda Said: "Yeah, well, it appears that, due to the abundance of hot weather, a malfunction has been created in either all thermometers or in human ability to record numbers. Either way, my stash of cash is safe."